Thou Shalt Try Again

Whenever you think you're through improving yourself--

ADAM: You're a trainwreck.

--Ask your best friend what he thinks.

ME: I wouldn't say trainwreck.
ADAM: Please, the plane has crashed into the train on the plane in Spain.
ME: Well luckily I'm giving up everything I gave up last time, except this time it's going to stick.
ADAM: So no more--
ME: Nail-biting, coffee, judging people, meddling, or lying.
ADAM: You already broke the last one by saying you're going to do all that stuff.
ME: I haven't had coffee in days and I already stopped the nail-biting.
ADAM: The meddling and the judging?
ME: Did you hear me comment on the boy you're dating yet?
ADAM: Ohhh...that's why. So do you not like him?
ME: I like him, but I don't like the two of you together.
ADAM: So you think we should break up?
ME: That's something you have to decide.
ADAM: Do you think I'm an idiot for dating him?
ME: I think you should do what makes you happy.
ADAM: I hate it when you're loving and supportive.
ME: The Old New me is back, bitch.

Here we go again...